I have no idea what I’m looking for, what I’m like or why I’m here. If you don’t either, drop me a line and we can confuse each other more. Unless you’re a serial killer – in which case I’d really rather you didn’t. No offence or anything, I just prefer my limbs attached.
Best feature: My sparkling wit and infectious personality. Obviously. What makes me laugh: Sarcasm. Silliness. Comical dancing. Whenever my hamster gets stuck in my dvd player. My passions: Music. Films. Writing. If I had one day to live I’d: Prank call Michael Jackson and inform him I was carrying his octuplets.
My ideal night: One where everyone goes home smiling. My ideal day: As long as I’m with someone who makes me laugh and doesn’t slag off my hair, anything. I feel most confident when: Probably when I’m out dancing with a group of friends. There’s something about music, alcohol and heat that makes you think you’re the Sussex equivalent of Charlize Theron. And obviously, your friends are too bladdered to contest this belief so it all works out perfectly.
Type of relationship: I’m not sure ‘relationship’ is the word I’d use… I really just joined to see what this whole thing was like and see if there actually ARE any good looking straight guys in Brighton! I refuse to give up hope, God dammit. Best quality in opposite sex: I think if I had to pick one quality in a guy I’d say sense of humour. Make me laugh and I’ll have metaphorically attached myself to your ankles by the end of the evening.